It was Friendship Day ffs

Checklist to not enjoy friendship day (I stay in hostel :3) :

  1. Wake up late in afternoon, because no one wants to wake you up, because nobody likes you.
  2. Got to wash your face and see your long lost neighbor.
  3. Get Brush and Paste, afterall they are friends and they stay together.
  4. Take Guitar and start practicing to listen how you are disturbing the person in next room and his friends in his room.
  5. Wait till last 5 min for lunch, and go lone for lunch. Sit alone among all the 160 benches of 8 seaters, each being occupied by a group of friends you know but don’t know whether they know you…
  6. While coming back, get ignored from past neighbor roommate as if you are a stranger.
  7. Come back to room to see all locked up rooms in corridor because all planned to go outside. Oh that’s why there was a meet I wasn’t invited to.
  8. Spend the rest of the time in room watching movies, playing games etc etc.
  9. Hear sound in corridor, open door just to get ignored, and get to know that your wing mates went outside for a movie and lunch.
  10. Go back and start doing where I left, i.e., wasting time.
  11. Go to have few snacks, get to know that today was friendship day, and most of the people went outing with their friends.
  12. Go back to room. Cry. Regret coming to college. Regret staying way from family. Sober. Hated by everyone. Loved by no one.
  13. Go online, see a picture of your crush with his rumored boyfriend which you expected and wanted to be false every minute till now.
  14. Cry again. Throw tear bucket water outside window. Cry again.
  15. Sober of all this, go outside alone to bar. Take a beer. See everyone came with someone, and you have no one to talk. Cry. Drink beer. Drink another. Drink a third. A fourth. Vomit. Eat peanuts. Think what you are doing with your life.
  16. Come back to campus. Get back to your corridor to see none help a dizzy drunk friend (or just a peer).
  17. Go to bed. Call Mom. Tell her everything is fine. Tell here all good. Disconnect Call. Cry. Cry again. Fall asleep in between. Tired and not loved. Hated by all.
  18. A new day with similar routine, realize yesterday was friendship day. Continue regretting living a life like this….

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